‧屎泥膠
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昨日下班回到家裡,
看到姨姨正忙於抹地板……
連忙問姨姨:
「豬利今天很惡搞嗎?要到這個時候才有空抹地?」
姨姨:「這是今天的第二次(抹地)。」
「哦,為甚麼?」
「因為豬利今天拿了 Mimi 的屎來玩耶,
還把屎塗抹到茶几上、地板上,
所以就要再抹囉。」
「哇)))」驚叫!
「呼,我正在替她煮東西吃,
原本把她放在高椅上的,
但她在鬧著嘛,見她可憐就把她放到地上讓她自己逛囉,
Mimi 碰巧一直在籠邊打轉,
豬利就一味在那邊阻止牠進籠,
我已經把她拉開了三次,
就在進廚房掏粥時……
那短短的一分鐘!
Mimi 先拉了屎屎在地毯(因為豬利阻著牠進籠)
豬利又去拿了那條屎屎來玩,
還跑進廚房裡找我,
我嗅到一陣臭味,
還以為是豬利拉了屎屎,
嗅嗅她的屁股,沒有嘛~~
再看看她的一對手~~
才知道……」
「哇哇))))))」再驚叫!「她有把 Mimi 的屎放到咀裡去嗎?」
「幸虧沒有。就是手裡跟腳板有囉。」
「呼呼~~真的,少看一眼都不能~~」
姨姨最後抹地抹到六時多才離開,
在這個只有二十度的氣溫下混身是汗……
而那條玩屎的豬利,
則在小床內倒頭大睡,
完全事不關己的模樣……
事發後一直在想:
如果,豬利真的把屎屎送到咀裡去,
我該怎麼辦???
哇))))))))))))真的,嚇壞人 + 不敢想像。
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