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10th January 2007

‧笑話一則

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話說豬利滿週歲後要再往醫生處打防疫針，
那天姨姨、我跟豬利一行三人到了醫生那裡，
醫生仔細地替豬利檢查：
聽胸口、背部；檢查耳朵、眼睛、鼻子，
然後就到咀巴……
也許之前要檢查的地方都不能緊緊閉上吧，
所以一直都是順順利利的……
但一到了檢查口腔，
豬利就緊緊閉著咀巴，
不肯讓醫生把木棒伸進去……

苦無辦法……

姨姨抱著豬利，在她身後問了一句：
「老虎是怎樣叫的？」
豬利聽畢張大咀巴回應到：「嘩唬~~」
終於，醫生就如此這般順利再替豬利檢查到口腔。

誰說小孩不笨？
嘿~~我說，真笨真笨！！



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  1. 1 On January 10th, 2007, 柏拉圖 said:

    真可愛~

    posted on January 10th, 2007 at 12:58 pm

  2. 2 On January 10th, 2007, Miss J said:

    嗯嗯~~小孩真的容易被騙!可是被騙得好可愛喔!^^
    我快被笑出眼淚來了!

    posted on January 10th, 2007 at 5:51 pm

  3. 3 On January 10th, 2007, Momo喵 said:

    之前大少一歲都係咁
    而家睇醫生易好多
    會乖乖打開咀仔

    呀, 姨姨呢個都係好方法喎~

    posted on January 10th, 2007 at 10:59 pm

  4. 4 On January 11th, 2007, cherry said:

    姨姨真有辦法呀^^

    posted on January 11th, 2007 at 12:31 am

  5. 5 On January 11th, 2007, julie said:

    依個姨姨轉數好快~~~ 豬小利比佢呃到~~~
    不過小朋友這點天真真係好可愛~~~

    posted on January 11th, 2007 at 8:17 am

  6. 6 On January 11th, 2007, NaNa said:

    姨姨勁呀!!!! ^____^
    笑死我~~~~ XDDDDDDDDD

    posted on January 11th, 2007 at 10:41 am

  7. 7 On January 11th, 2007, NaNa said:

    jaycy~
    我約到pegpeg和julie啦~~
    28/1你們完了playgroup來TST找你食tea，好嗎?

    地點你定吧~~ ^^

    posted on January 11th, 2007 at 11:39 am

  8. 8 On January 11th, 2007, Michael said:

    我阿女細個去打針﹐我次次都幫佢做定心理準備先架。講定佢聽醫生會做D咩(聽肚聽背照眼耳口鼻)﹐同佢玩次 role play先﹐咁佢就自自然然唔會抗拒架啦。

    posted on January 11th, 2007 at 12:15 pm

  9. 9 On January 11th, 2007, jaycy said:

    拉拉：果一刻真係幾攪笑架，
    可惜丫，卡通醫生唔識笑 -___-”"”"”"

    J：您能來我家的時候，回自己的家時會快一點嗎？ ^^

    momo喵：莫講話豬利咁細個，
    我到家陣，醫生話擺枝棒入我個口我都會炸型…：P
    通常同佢講：嗯，我自己 mak 大個口就得喇…：P

    車：有計呀呵？哈~~

    julie；NaNa：果晚返到屋企，將件事話比唔在場既豬頭聽，
    佢聽到都笑到

    28 號，無問題丫，去 tea 您地有無心水地方？
    我好 dry 架，淨係識去去開既地方…：P
    TST 有咩好推介？

    posted on January 11th, 2007 at 12:17 pm

  10. 10 On January 11th, 2007, jaycy said:

    米米高：嗯……帶細路去睇醫生都真係幾煩……
    我記得大概小三四果時，
    因為心跳得太快，要隔日打針，
    有段時間，一去到診所（鬼地方）就喊！
    試過幾次將自己反鎖係診所洗手間打棍問棍都唔肯出泥…：P

    posted on January 11th, 2007 at 12:20 pm

  11. 11 On January 11th, 2007, 柏拉圖 said:

    屎,你小時候既經歷另我想起發仔4-5個月既時候帶佢去睇濕疹
    有個6,7歲既女仔個鼻有事要打針
    未入房之前已經細細聲喊唔想入去
    入到房之後就誇張喇
    喊到拆天咁
    好大聲鬧「我憎死你地呀」「我唔想打針呀」
    「你地點解要咁對我」「我唔想打、我唔明呀」
    攪左足足10分鐘先出番黎
    臨走時姑娘約聽日時間
    個女仔又喊到拆天話唔再黎…
    聽見都陰公…

    其實果個醫生都幾貴架
    佢地埋單好似要8舊
    第2日又話要再去又8舊…
    我唔係睇人唔起
    不過照我睇佢父母其實家景普通
    一個8舊都可能係好重負擔果隻
    但睇得出佢地為個女好自己唔食都會比佢
    但聽見個女咁鬧自己法
    你都咪話唔傷心

    唔知你細個時有無咁鬧過呢??

    希望天下所有孩子都健健康康
    唔好要父母擔心啦

    p.s. 發仔下星期都要打一歲針啦
    我地而家日日係屋企同佢練習緊
    佢而家就笑咪咪同我地玩呀
    到時肯定又喊到拆天…

    posted on January 11th, 2007 at 12:48 pm

  12. 12 On January 11th, 2007, jaycy said:

    拉拉：咁當年我又無鬧喎，
    因為其實明白發生咩事，只係好驚又要打針遮…：P
    但問心，當時其實唔係唔知打針跟本唔痛過喎，
    （姑娘日日打，手勢好好架，打得好其實唔痛家嘛）

    而且所講既「有段時間」其實維持左只係幾日，
    唔知點解果幾日特別驚打針，
    過左幾日又無事……：P
    打就打囉，唔駛死既咁（真係初初地架）

    嘩！八舊一針都真係幾貴，
    無乜幾多人搵八舊一日……：P

    發仔要打一歲針，
    呢針好煩耶，
    反應會係第四至十四日出現，
    呼呼~~呢十日壓力都咪話唔大：
    「點呢？點呢？係咪今日呢？
    定係好似醫生講咁有 90 個巴仙既小朋友都無反應呢？？」

    豬利打完返泥無幾耐就開始幾扭計……呼呼~~
    平時訓醒覺就會笑，
    呢幾日訓醒唔笑不單止，
    仲會繼續係床仔扭計：「嗯唔呀」聲不絕，
    聽到都戥佢慘~~~~~~~

    您都要有心理同身理準備，
    不過當然，希望發仔既反應無咁大啦

    posted on January 11th, 2007 at 1:38 pm

  13. 13 On January 11th, 2007, NaNa said:

    地點… 我想想看~
    是不是3:30pm後ok?
    我找到地方再告訴你~ ^^

    posted on January 11th, 2007 at 2:55 pm

  14. 14 On January 11th, 2007, jaycy said:

    是，三三零係就 OK ^^

    posted on January 11th, 2007 at 2:57 pm

  15. 15 On January 11th, 2007, Julie said:

    就快可以見到jaycy同豬小利~
    但豬小利”痴”唔”痴”人…或者怕唔怕陌生人架??~~~

    posted on January 11th, 2007 at 9:32 pm

  16. 16 On January 12th, 2007, 小月兒 said:

    hahaha~~~ 笑屎我吧!!
    好彩豬利不怕醫生, 否則你叫佢扮老虎她未必理妳啊~~

    posted on January 12th, 2007 at 12:04 am

  17. 17 On January 12th, 2007, 夏夜 said:

    太可愛了豬利
    有時候看著自己寶貝笨笨的
    我都會捉弄他們一下 呵呵

    posted on January 12th, 2007 at 12:11 am

  18. 18 On January 12th, 2007, jaycy said:

    小月兒：係喎，佢果日唔算太驚，
    唔係一味喊，佢真係睬您都傻，咭咭~~

    夏夜：好久沒見您了 ^^
    自您轉用了新的 Blog，一直不懂怎樣留言…：P
    今天看到您一口氣 post 了很多文章，
    哈~~~原來夏夜在冬日回來了 Ccccc~~~~

    posted on January 12th, 2007 at 12:54 am

  19. 19 On January 12th, 2007, jaycy said:

    julie：豬利好怕生保架，
    心情好既時候（夠訓）就會肯同人玩，
    如果心情唔好，會成日扁咀囉

    posted on January 12th, 2007 at 12:55 am

  20. 20 On January 12th, 2007, Miss J said:

    jaycy,
    我來妳家或我家….速度一樣慢耶..白天晚上或半夜都是一樣的…
    和之前的速度差很多喔!
    我現在都是使用http://missj.myweb.hinet.net這個網址!
    它是我手機電話送的免費空間!速度比http://www.ciaomissj.com快很多耶!
    所以真的有差別!
    不過我想想…因為光纖纜線的問題,所以我再等等看…^^
    台灣這幾天都好冷喔…我都快受不了!
    可是這種冷度…還比不上好幾年前我在香港住半個月的那一次…
    那一次只有4度…我的媽呀…那時我住在沙田..那兒真的很冷….

    posted on January 12th, 2007 at 5:33 am

  21. 21 On January 12th, 2007, jaycy said:

    J：唉，就正如我去台灣網站時開頁很慢一樣…
    去其他如日本網站速度已經快多了，就是去台灣的就……幾乎都開不到！

    希望快點搞定光籤線就好了

    咦，您來過嗎？那時候我們認識了沒有？喂，您甚麼時候再來？

    posted on January 12th, 2007 at 10:10 am

  22. 22 On January 12th, 2007, 魚* said:

    嘩~~甘快複我既，我都未走~~！！

    豬利越大越可愛，行路戥下戥下甘，好想抱抱阿~~~！！

    posted on January 12th, 2007 at 11:55 am

  23. 23 On January 12th, 2007, jaycy said:

    魚：我剛剛向樹改野嘛 ^^

    posted on January 12th, 2007 at 12:04 pm

  24. 24 On January 12th, 2007, 柏拉圖 said:

    豬利有參加什麼playgroup呢??
    有無d資料可以比我參考下呀??
    我都開始要幫發仔參加了

    posted on January 12th, 2007 at 12:40 pm

  25. 25 On January 12th, 2007, jaycy said:

    拉拉：Playgroup 有帶豬利去呀，
    去 The Little Gym
    （網址： http://www.thelittlegym.com/gy.....?gymid=274 ）
    嗯……不過其實我又覺得佢嘛嘛地，
    唔識講，感覺唔親切囉……：P
    D 人係客客氣氣滿面笑容呀，但您完全 feel 唔到佢地有 heart。

    所以讀埋呢個「課程」我都想轉，
    但又未揀到另外一間囉……（都煩惱中）
    有 D 個場好細，細過樓下會所遊樂場，
    豬頭話齋，成兩舊水一堂無奶油揀間咁細架，
    有間成日想去睇（係中環）
    但老老實實，中環喎，
    車得個女去到時佢都訓著啦咁遠路程…：P

    我成日想去九龍塘果間 Tutor Time WOW 到睇……
    （Address: No. 9 Suffolk Road, Kowloon Tong, Hong Kong
    Telephone: 852-2529-1188）
    不過之前打極電話都無人聽，
    留言又無人覆，
    後來報左 TLG，所以呢排就無時間再落去睇囉
    但我仲有興趣架 ^^

    元朗仲有間叫「國際兒童遊樂坊」
    （網址：http://www.yl.com.hk/kc/1_aboutus_.htm ）
    您有無睇過？ ^^

    您呢，您自己有無推介？ ^^

    posted on January 12th, 2007 at 3:11 pm

  26. 26 On January 15th, 2007, 柏拉圖 said:

    有無聽過幼潛??
    arm arm bb會果邊d媽咪上左1月班
    佢地開始攪4月份既包班了
    我打算幫發仔報
    http://www.hkcs.org/cdcb/pec/course.htm#3

    posted on January 15th, 2007 at 8:43 pm

  27. 27 On January 15th, 2007, jaycy said:

    拉拉：包班呀！有興趣呀有興趣呀！！
    咁知唔知會係咩野時間呀？ ^^”

    posted on January 15th, 2007 at 10:01 pm

  28. 28 On January 16th, 2007, 柏拉圖 said:

    報名表同時間表係呢度
    http://www.hkcs.org/cdcb/pec/form/pecapply02.pdf
    我就揀左星期六下午
    唔知包唔包得成
    唔得我都會自己報
    如你有興趣就話我知
    我可以試下幫你同bb會講聲先
    如果包得成睇下可唔可以group埋一齊

    posted on January 16th, 2007 at 3:17 am

  29. 29 On January 16th, 2007, jaycy said:

    拉拉：您會揀邊到呀？ ^^
    我想過喇，都係自己報好 D，
    唔係您就要來來回回幫我傳話，
    陣間又揀時間轉頭又傾地點，您會煩到嘔…
    （整郵票果兩次已經超麻煩到您架喇！ ）
    假如地點時間唔o岩最後唔一齊報好似運吉咁就仲唔好意思添 ^^”"

    不過佢 6-10 個家庭有 3-4 個導師真係幾好，
    而家豬利去果間十幾個 BB 都係得 2 個導師炸………
    原本呢個星期佢叫我續 join 新課程，
    最後我都覆佢要再考慮……

    posted on January 16th, 2007 at 3:12 pm

  30. 30 On January 16th, 2007, 柏拉圖 said:

    我揀左星期六下午尖咀呀
    原本想揀灣仔既
    不過又唔就大王番工又唔就佢放工
    得我一條友仲要的住個發仔
    我…我…我其實到而家都仲係未試過一個人帶佢出街架…
    仲話要過海喎…
    咪攪我…

    posted on January 16th, 2007 at 5:18 pm

  31. 31 On January 16th, 2007, jaycy said:

    拉拉：咁我都未試過單獨帶豬利出街喎，
    至叻都係同埋姨姨兩個帶佢去打針炸……：P
    咁成年喇，有無幾影響您舊有既社交圈子呀？？
    我而家就好似 Q 同 U 咁，
    有 Q 就梗跟住個 U，
    去邊都係三個人

    posted on January 16th, 2007 at 8:56 pm

  32. 32 On January 16th, 2007, jaycy said:

    拉拉：補補充，地點唔好揀太遠，
    因為豬利向尖東返 pg，
    都試過兩次出到去已經訓著左，
    攪醒佢又無陰公，最後無去返…………
    唉~~秒秒 pay 家嘛，都咪話唔赤…：P

    posted on January 16th, 2007 at 9:03 pm

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