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‧志願

16th January 2007

‧志願

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豬頭有三個志願;
第一個,想做二世祖……
呢個唔駛講,
幾歲果時就已經知道無可能……

第二個,想做姑爺仔,
可惜佢唔係姓潘,
無得到安哥真傳……

第三個唔算志願,應該叫心願,
想係3X 歲前退休……
(3X,個 X 唔講係幾多,
因為透露得佢既年齡,
我既都難再保密,卡卡)
佢今年已踏入 3X,
呼呼,莫講話退休,
風流工都唔講得……

我都有三個志願;
第一個,做千金小姐,
唔駛做唔駛讀花盡精力吃喝玩樂,
只要唔駛憂,話之您話我係蛀米大蟲……
可惜家境清貧,一生憂……

第二個,生得風華絕代,
靠個樣靠身材搵啖食,
唔駛用腦就得架喇……
又好可惜,
個天怕我懶,賜左一副「平平無奇」既比我……

第三個,一樣唔知算唔算志願,
上面兩個既然都唔能夠實現,
退而求其次唯有靠老公,
做個少奶奶……
唉~如果豬頭係 3X 歲前後左右退到休,
或者仲有機會既……

咩話?做人要腳踏實地?
嘿,
乜您唔知就係因為唔可以唔駛做唔駛憂日日淨係吃喝玩樂,
所以先至講句:
「做人係要腳踏實地既……」泥呃自己咩?

我,係唔會呃自己架!



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  1. 1 On January 16th, 2007, Momo喵 said:

    我好細個已經意試到: 所有野都要親力親為, 樣樣都係靠自己最好
    所以呢, 你呢種夢告想已經幻滅左好耐喇~

    係呢, 好想知你想像中o既我係點o既~

  2. 2 On January 16th, 2007, jaycy said:

    唉,喵喵,靠自己無運行啦,
    我都唔識理財既……

    您呀……我想像中既您係矮矮地,
    少少偏肥有 D 肉地,
    短直 髮+四眼……成個幸福少婦咁過囉 ^^”
    點知一睇個背影……
    長曲髮 + 瘦,完全打沉哂我 D 聯想力,呵呵呵~~~
    未睇到正面,唔知五官會唔會都係個開心果 ^^

  3. 3 On January 16th, 2007, Julie said:

    嘩哈哈~~~ 如果今晚3千2百萬比你同豬頭中左, 你地2個人加埋6個願望都能實現呀~~~~~~~

  4. 4 On January 16th, 2007, jaycy said:

    julie:中多十次豬頭都做唔到二世祖架喇……卡卡卡

  5. 5 On January 16th, 2007, Momo喵 said:

    哇卡卡~ 你的想像都中左一半啦~

    矮矮地

  6. 6 On January 16th, 2007, 亞桃 said:

    2 3 如 6 六六無窮~
    唔洗諗咁多喇! 家下有車有樓又有狗,仲有個女等你地湊~ 
    都係早d訓聽日返工咪遲到罷啦~!
    哈哈~~~~~~~!!

  7. 7 On January 17th, 2007, sidekick said:

    rss 的字都變了怪碼了~
    你搞過咩o黎?

  8. 8 On January 17th, 2007, jaycy said:

    momo喵,咁都算一半

    桃桃:我都想有樓呀

  9. 9 On January 17th, 2007, jaycy said:

    踢踢:有咁樹!!!係邊到出怪碼呀?
    我用 bloglines、newsgator 同蝦仔都無問題喎
    等我去問下其他人有無呢個問題千!! Thanks
    無呀,屎忽痕學您地燒左條 feed 囉……:P

  10. 10 On January 17th, 2007, jaycy said:

    踢踢:咦!係喎,剛剛上去 bl 都睇到出左亂碼……
    典解會咁既!!!
    我尋日無攪過 D 乜喎,條 feed 已經燒左成個禮拜架喇,
    之前都無問題既

  11. 11 On January 17th, 2007, sidekick said:

    而家呢篇冇事, bloglines 睇(自動update o左?)
    但之前o個d 就有事…
    未必關feedburner 事~ (尤其, 如果, 你最近根本冇郁過佢d setting)
    有時關plugin事, 我試過用podpress 呢個plugin o黎整podcast 條feed, 但佢會令d 字變亂碼o既~

  12. 12 On January 17th, 2007, jaycy said:

    踢踢:今日上網搵左好耐有關 RSS 裡面乜乜叉叉 xml 既文章睇,
    但都無乜結果……:P
    又比對過您果個 rss,又特登去 download 返 D 原碼落泥,
    都係唔得!
    明明無改過 rss 裡面 D 野,
    呢兩日亦無攪過 D 乜,又無裝新 plugin(留言果個今日先裝架炸)
    都唔知點解個 rss 會出問題…唉~~
    家陣用豬頭部腦上網,佢係用 ie 既,
    所以未知係咪回復返正常……
    (要用火狐開個 rss 連結睇先知

    無改過野呀,
    但我改左呢個 topic 既標題囉,
    係 feedburner 到睇「排解疑難」時類似睇到好似如果個 post 有 D 怪語法,
    會有機會影響左個 feed 咁上下,
    咁自從燒左條 feed,一直都無問題家嘛,
    唯一最新就係呢個 post ,之前我係用全形數目字做標題既,
    所以咪試下改返用中文囉,
    唔知關唔關事……
    聽日再煙呀酒呀咁睇睇 ^^”"
    都話架啦,真係咪鬼屎忽痕!
    尤其是半桶水,呼呼呼
    (呢到係私人地方,比食煙!)

  13. 13 On January 17th, 2007, jaycy said:

    踢踢:漏左,唔該哂!!

  14. 14 On January 18th, 2007, sidekick said:

    新一篇, bloglines 冇事, 但舊o既(包括呢篇), 又變亂碼.
    我懷疑係你改o既標題個符號有事.
    睇過d 文獻講過d 符號問題…
    可以試改番以前o既setting 再觀察~ :)

  15. 15 On January 18th, 2007, sidekick said:

    所有文在google reader 一切正常~ :)

  16. 16 On January 18th, 2007, jaycy said:

    踢踢:唔該哂!!
    不過我就咁 click 條 rss link,就應該都仲係有問題囉
    真係……bear bear 地
    最慘完全無概念,淨係知道個 xml 語法既頭段有空格,
    但我開過個 rss.php 泥睇,比對返個原裝既,
    一 D 出入都無……
    所以先至估係 D post 裡面既問題……
    但又唔知確實係邊到有問題喎。

    上網 search 又唔多類似既個案,慘~~

    唯有再觀察係啦……

  17. 17 On January 20th, 2007, 亞桃 said:

    遲早有既~!只係你地未有心水~ ^^

  18. 18 On January 21st, 2007, jaycy said:

    桃:有呀,倚巒呀)))))