16th
January
2007
‧志願
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豬頭有三個志願;
第一個,想做二世祖……
呢個唔駛講,
幾歲果時就已經知道無可能……
第二個,想做姑爺仔,
可惜佢唔係姓潘,
無得到安哥真傳……
第三個唔算志願,應該叫心願,
想係3X 歲前退休……
(3X,個 X 唔講係幾多,
因為透露得佢既年齡,
我既都難再保密,卡卡)
佢今年已踏入 3X,
呼呼,莫講話退休,
風流工都唔講得……
我都有三個志願;
第一個,做千金小姐,
唔駛做唔駛讀花盡精力吃喝玩樂,
只要唔駛憂,話之您話我係蛀米大蟲……
可惜家境清貧,一生憂……
第二個,生得風華絕代,
靠個樣靠身材搵啖食,
唔駛用腦就得架喇……
又好可惜,
個天怕我懶,賜左一副「平平無奇」既比我……
第三個,一樣唔知算唔算志願,
上面兩個既然都唔能夠實現,
退而求其次唯有靠老公,
做個少奶奶……
唉~如果豬頭係 3X 歲前後左右退到休,
或者仲有機會既……
咩話?做人要腳踏實地?
嘿,
乜您唔知就係因為唔可以唔駛做唔駛憂日日淨係吃喝玩樂,
所以先至講句:
「做人係要腳踏實地既……」泥呃自己咩?
我,係唔會呃自己架!
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